Cow Spot Identifier Pillows

"You need to stop thinking about your family's dairy farm. Not all of these are Holsteins."

'The circle is complete!'

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

Chase me, chase me cows.

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

Cow's straw

'Trickle or Spray!?'

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

Could you send a plumber out? I think the washers have gone!

"Grass-cream! Thanks Mum!"

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

Slinky Cow World

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

How cow life-forms got to planet Earth.

Twister:Rural Social Networking

A Tumble Cow

A Venus cow trap.

I wouldn't mind so much, but it's all junk mail.

"You know that moon was passed a minute ago?..."

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

"I don't care if it's plant-based, you're creeping everyone out."

"I'm an enigma!"

Kamikaze Colour

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

Milkin' Impossible