Cow Camouflage Enthusiasts Gifts

Dairy Farmer Cow Spt

Chase me, chase me cows.

'The circle is complete!'

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

Cat in a tank...

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

Cow's straw

'Trickle or Spray!?'

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

"It's God's country, if your god wears camouflage and dips tobacco."

Slinky Cow World

"Grass-cream! Thanks Mum!"

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

Old Macdonald's Hawaiian farm..

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

"Right...you're all in detention until we find out who put the chameleon on the tartan rug!"

How cow life-forms got to planet Earth.

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

"You dropped yer wallet."

Inflatable Duck Boat

A Tumble Cow

Twister:Rural Social Networking

"I don't care if it's plant-based, you're creeping everyone out."

Traffic Cone Monsters

"I'm an enigma!"

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

'Remember to eat your 500,000 a day son!'

Moo! OOM!