Covert Credit Card Jokers T-Shirts

'You'll be getting $5,000 worth of doggy treats this week. If your owner sees the charge on his credit card, you don't know me.'

"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."

'You've been pre-approved for another credit card.'

"Hold on - I need to tell the credit card company I'm going on a trip."

'Our tabby was pre-approved for a credit card!'

"I'm at that awkward stage between credit card payments and alimony payments."

People bell ringing - 'RING TONES'

"You're on mute."

'I'm bright enough. I just don't have the right connections.'

'I didn't have time to cut the lawn, so I used your credit card to have it carpeted. Do you like the cool color I picked out?'

"Would you please come with us, Sir?!"

"She used to shop until she dropped, but with online shopping, we lost that protection."

"Your financial situation was built on a house of cards. Credit cards."

fortune teller and credit card.

'Can I have a new credit card please - this one's full up!'

Modern Monster

What do you have in mind? Something for nothing!

'I warned you, Dr. Jekyll. It was a bad idea to give an additional credit card to Mr. Hyde.'

AL'S GYM, 'We're going to make a new man of you!', 'Will he have new credit cards?'

'I don't think the posts online are for scratching.'

'Money can't buy everything... that's what credit cards are for!'

Desert Island Zoom Support Group.

Josh tests his theory that by driving backward through a quick-pass toll lane, he can get money ADDED to his credit card account.

'Let's face it, you'll just have to pay by instalments and that's just for the deposit...'

Before: Magic carpet... After: Down to Earth.

Ostrich head in sand.

'I think you only come in here to get out of doing the dishes.'

'Come on, Raymond, we haven't reached our credit limit yet!'

"If you're worried about your retirement account, Ms. Mulvany, just read the crawl."

"Do you take MasterCard?"

'Call it in the air: raised digits or magnetic strip.'

'How am I going to pay for all this stuff?'

'That's the way it is with debt, easy come, easy grow.'

'I want to leave all my credit cards to my wife.'

What am I doing? Oh just a little TBC. You know, Taking Care of Bailout.