Cover Thief Gifts

A sleeping couple

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

Book Thief in True Crime Department

A declaration - man tells a girl that she has stolen his heart.

"I prefer the Perry Como version."

Author meets covergirl, "surely you remember me- paperback edition of your book"

'Well, I don't know anything about 'identity theft'. All I can tell you, is that according to these records you're already here.'

Crime section.

"The cover has to be such that customers can't judge the content of the book by it."

If Only Magazine: The Pot Belly Is In!

"Move along, people, there's nothing to see here."

Selfish man stealing the duvet.

'Notice how the eyes appear to follow you around the room?'

'Notice how the eyes follow you out of the room.'

'First I'll do some covers, then I'll play some derivative, cliche-ridden original material.'

Little Women in Love in the Time of Cholera

'That's Nacho Cheese!'

You know what? I think we are victims of identity theft!

'Oi! - Have you nicked one of my sausages?'

'That's a turn up for the book.'

All the President's Semen

'This book changed my life. I stole it.'

Bookstore: Today...meet the author and the hunk who posed for the pix on the back cover.

"Do we want the label, too?"

Sweeping the Earth Under the Rug.

"Not another covers band."

'Wouldn't it be easier to change your network Dear?'

A Dust Jacket