Blanket Thief Gifts

Selfish man stealing the duvet.

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

Electric Blanket.

"Little Lucas doesn't go anywhere without his weighted blanket."

'There, that should freak 'em out.'

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

"OK, well, if you do hear anything, be sure to give us a call."

Book Thief in True Crime Department

"You're stealing the blanket."

Baby blanket.

"Abra-Viagra."

Boy accidentally hits a man with a snowball

'Computer crime' 'To see your belongings visit our website www,burgular.com'

Try not to hog all the blankets tonight.

"If women are te weaker sex, how come they get most of the duvet?"

Everyone blames spring for Frosty's disappearance, but Micky 'The sno-cone dude' Peretti sure seems to know more than he's letting on.

Crime

"So remember, this is a cape, not my napping blanket that I forgot I was still wrapped in because I woke up five minutes before we left the house."

The first day of spring has finally arrived! The only think I'll miss about winter is curling up under a warm blanket straight out of the dryer on a frigid night.

Crime section.

"Mr. Boyd, are you charged with stealing from Bob's bakery. How do you plead?"

'A few of us are getting together after work for a little R&R. If you've got a blankie, you're welcome to join us.'

'If you have trouble with cold feet in bed, you will find this dog is equivalent to two blankets.'

'The teddy bear and blankie are the only sleep aids the doctor had that aren't addictive.'

'I see you opened it yourself, but there'll still be a service charge.'

A sleeping couple

'See you next spring, Morty.'

"Quit hogging the covers!"

An uncle and a child both happy that it is snowing

"Have you seen my toothbrush dearest?"

"Oh! So this is where you hide all the blankets you steal from me every night!"

A man adjusts his pillow so the stripes match his bedspread.

The nurses here are so slow. Could this blanket be any thinner? The button the TV remote are too darn small.. Although her health had improved, Mabel's condition remained critical.

"Remember, just say treat. Don't give them an option."

What's that? It's my second published book. It's called "The Official Biography of Rudy Park, the Loser Who Allegedly Works at My Local Café and Spends All His Free Time Doing Nothing on the Internet." It's just a bunch of empty pages. I know. Very meta, right?