Blanket Thief Gifts

Selfish man stealing the duvet.

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

Electric Blanket.

"Little Lucas doesn't go anywhere without his weighted blanket."

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

"OK, well, if you do hear anything, be sure to give us a call."

Book Thief in True Crime Department

Boy accidentally hits a man with a snowball

Baby blanket.

"You're stealing the blanket."

"Abra-Viagra."

'Computer crime' 'To see your belongings visit our website www,burgular.com'

Try not to hog all the blankets tonight.

"If women are te weaker sex, how come they get most of the duvet?"

Everyone blames spring for Frosty's disappearance, but Micky 'The sno-cone dude' Peretti sure seems to know more than he's letting on.

Crime

Crime section.

"So remember, this is a cape, not my napping blanket that I forgot I was still wrapped in because I woke up five minutes before we left the house."

"Mr. Boyd, are you charged with stealing from Bob's bakery. How do you plead?"

'A few of us are getting together after work for a little R&R. If you've got a blankie, you're welcome to join us.'

'The teddy bear and blankie are the only sleep aids the doctor had that aren't addictive.'

'If you have trouble with cold feet in bed, you will find this dog is equivalent to two blankets.'

'I see you opened it yourself, but there'll still be a service charge.'

A sleeping couple

'See you next spring, Morty.'

"Quit hogging the covers!"

An uncle and a child both happy that it is snowing

"Have you seen my toothbrush dearest?"

"Remember, just say treat. Don't give them an option."

A man adjusts his pillow so the stripes match his bedspread.

'This book changed my life. I stole it.'