Cover Hogger Survivors Pillows

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.

"You're hogging the covers again!"

"OK, now what?"

"Do you cover hypochondria?"

"Oh, God! I had EXACTLY the right amount to drink last night."

"In closing, I'd just like to say you've been a great crowd, folks. Don't forget to tip your waitress, and I hope this final number breaks your heart the way show business broke mine."

Cats in a bar asking for 'hair of the dog'.

'Don't complain now: You were quite happy eating fermented fruit with your friends last night!'

Chillaxing!

"Yes ... concierge? Where am I?"

'Yes, it is a stressful job.'

Ok, the first challenge is to throw out all the cheap crap in the swag bag we just gave you.

"We'd like to switch you from working under the radar to living off the grid."

"You knew I had a thing for pillows when you married me."

'Man, the next hangover will kill me for sure... that's why I've decided to be drunk 24 hours a day!'

'Face it, Al, there's no business like show business for you anymore.'

Waking up with a terrible hangover, Joe took a minute to remember what he'd done last night...he spent the rest of his life trying to forget.

Hillary knew to not get too excited about being in remission since bad news could again come out of nowhere.

'As an unpaid intern, Peabody, I think you're the ideal person to explain to the workforce why it is necessary for me to cut their pay in these difficult times for business.'

'First I'll do some covers, then I'll play some derivative, cliche-ridden original material.'

'The sixties? Well, you don't sleep as well, can't read anything closer than three feet away and your short-term memory's shot.'

'I can't read my New Year's resolutions -- I must have spilled beer on them last night.'

'Ar ... to be sore, to be sore.' - Post St Patrick's Day.

'No hangover! So why are you shaving the mirror?'

'My hair of the dog, has a hair of a dog in it.'

'I love you, but I have to keep moving or I'll suffocate and die.'

'A little too much to drink last night dear?'

'Oh, i'm actually dining alone. I just prefer this seat.

America Discovers a WMD (weather of mass destruction) and down in Florida, it's the return of the Hanging Chad.

'Don't worry, the ground water here is clean.'