Cover Hogger Survivors Mugs

She always said that Harold hogged the covers. Mildred Sims. Harold Sims.

'You must have been wearing your beer googles.'

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.

"You're hogging the covers again!"

Why you've never heard of Ricky Rat.

"OK, now what?"

"In closing, I'd just like to say you've been a great crowd, folks. Don't forget to tip your waitress, and I hope this final number breaks your heart the way show business broke mine."

"Do you cover hypochondria?"

"Oh, God! I had EXACTLY the right amount to drink last night."

Fuzz - there's a rumor about the band that we only play Metallica covers...

Cats in a bar asking for 'hair of the dog'.

'Don't complain now: You were quite happy eating fermented fruit with your friends last night!'

"Yes ... concierge? Where am I?"

Ok, the first challenge is to throw out all the cheap crap in the swag bag we just gave you.

Chillaxing!

'Yes, it is a stressful job.'

Turtle Haze

"We'd like to switch you from working under the radar to living off the grid."

"You knew I had a thing for pillows when you married me."

'Man, the next hangover will kill me for sure... that's why I've decided to be drunk 24 hours a day!'

'Face it, Al, there's no business like show business for you anymore.'

Hillary knew to not get too excited about being in remission since bad news could again come out of nowhere.

Waking up with a terrible hangover, Joe took a minute to remember what he'd done last night...he spent the rest of his life trying to forget.

'As an unpaid intern, Peabody, I think you're the ideal person to explain to the workforce why it is necessary for me to cut their pay in these difficult times for business.'

'First I'll do some covers, then I'll play some derivative, cliche-ridden original material.'

'The sixties? Well, you don't sleep as well, can't read anything closer than three feet away and your short-term memory's shot.'

'No hangover! So why are you shaving the mirror?'

'I can't read my New Year's resolutions -- I must have spilled beer on them last night.'

'Ar ... to be sore, to be sore.' - Post St Patrick's Day.

'My hair of the dog, has a hair of a dog in it.'

'I love you, but I have to keep moving or I'll suffocate and die.'

'Oh, i'm actually dining alone. I just prefer this seat.

'A little too much to drink last night dear?'

'Don't worry, the ground water here is clean.'

America Discovers a WMD (weather of mass destruction) and down in Florida, it's the return of the Hanging Chad.