Cover Art Judge Gifts

Would you have this in yellow?

"Here’s a book with a pretty peacock on the cover. Let’s try this Flannery O’Connor story before bed."

'He's judging our reserve pinot noir - five years to produce it, five seconds in his mouth.'

Pig Cheese

Author meets covergirl, "surely you remember me- paperback edition of your book"

"I prefer the Perry Como version."

"I've come to judge some books by their cover."

"The cover has to be such that customers can't judge the content of the book by it."

"My attorney feels it's unwise for me to continue to represent you."

'The merlot is 100 merlot; the pinot noir is 100 pinot noir, and the chardonnay is 100 Swiss chard.'

Homemade Jam.

'First I'll do some covers, then I'll play some derivative, cliche-ridden original material.'

Book Prediction Club

"I find in favour of Aggie's Day Care. Defendant is ordered to sit in the corner for one hour."

"Do you think there's too much white on the cover?"

It's a very popular pub. If you ring home you can say you're at the office.

'That's a turn up for the book.'

'The artist was able to extract the true self of the persons he portrayed. That's why he ended up on a stake.'

Creative judging.

'International Poodle Contest.'

Trail of a trampolinist before he fell.

At the underarm odor judge training program, something plucks a chord..."

Bookstore: Today...meet the author and the hunk who posed for the pix on the back cover.

"The selection committee turned down my painting as 'tribe and banal' but they'd like to exhibit the envelope I sent it in."

Conductor with zero marks.

"Phil, I'd like you to meet Brian. Brian will be posing for the picture jacket of your new novel."

Woman who is disappointed with her appearance in a photograph

Nice bouquet.

'Never mind prize money, I think we should actually fine her!'