Creative Judge Gifts

Creative judging.

"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."

Cariactures

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

"I'm afraid you were drawn too big and not centered on the page."

'It's a Joan Biro.'

"It's o.k., come on out."

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

Another Turning Point in History. Oh, the heck with it -- I'll never get these antlers right. Mickey Moose.

"Hmmm, this might just be not funny enough for The New Yorker."

"He's an abstract artist."

Sundar Pichai's first doodle.

Tommy, Math quiz. It's one of his earliest pieces.

'...and, if your idea is so imaginative, innovative and original, why aren't our competitors doing it?'

At Lego corporate headquarters.

'Can't you forget you were an art teacher?'

'I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

Real coffee vs usual vending machine stuff

"I didn't bring a resume. I brought coffee and donuts."

"It's called 'Sold'."

We regret to inform you that your poem, "The Ramen," does not meet our publishing needs at this time. The short, frustrating career of Edgar Allan Typoe.

"I could do that."

"So where do you get all your ideas from?"

Ideas Man

"I think the banana looks like a mustache, or a weird smile or something. How about an apple? ... Just a suggestion."

"Apparently my writing is so bad I've been rejected by a gene editor. She said she could see the lack of talent in my DNA."

Paper being carefully folded until it resembles a scrunched up paper ball.

"Who's the artist?"

"It's a cautionary tale about why we shouldn't cut arts funding in schools."

"Well - and I'm not just saying this because you're my husband - it stinks."

'Let's go around the room, and talk about the edgy, creative things we've done so far today.'

"We always encourage freethinking, as long as it stays within established boundaries."

"His painting is actually better than it looks..."

"Maybe if your creativity had fewer outlets, it would come out of you with more force."

Using the skill of pottery to make athletics trophy.