Courtship Critique Pillows

'He's not showing off to me as much as he used to...'

"Oh, God, no, please, no, God, no..."

Romantic Giraffes

"Check it out! In nature, females are in charge...they select their mates!"

"It started rather well, but then, you sang two wrong notes, so that's a fail in my book. Try again at the next mating season..."

'Ha! Ha! The Wooin' O't!'

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

'Well I wouldn't have to fake orgasms if you didn't fake foreplay!'

"Forget about flowers, trust me, bring her honey: It's a sure way to one's heart..."

Did you ever get that feeling in the moonlight?

"Attention, wanna-be son-in-law ... we're losing!"

"The ignorance of the lawyer is no excuse."

"If music is the food of love... I'm full."

"When I kiss you the earth moves. Or was that just an aftershock?"

"And I never kiss in the first two seconds."

"So this is the Mr. Waring who has made such a great impression on my little girl."

"Let's do it, let's fall in love!"

"You big softy! How did you know I'm tired of being fought over?"

Romance

"I'd rather you'd said it with diamonds."

Well, if being married isn't grounds for divorce, I'd like to know what is"

Mr. Stryver at Tellson's Bank

"Estoy aqui abajo!" ( I'm down here!)

"I believe in love at first sight. It saves a lot of time."

"Wow! That guy is REALLY good at 'Speed Dating!'"

"Hey, no kidding! I prefer slow dancing, too!"

'Good morning Miss...'

'I admire your persistence, Melvin, but I'm in love with another woman.'

Red Letter Days - 'Farewell my love! ... Since you now love me, there is now nothing which can cloud our happiness! ...'

The Giant Guardsman Chapters IX and x.

Online Romance

"Pretty Maiden where art thou?"

Romance Music

"I was quite a successful writer once...what sort of books are you interested in?"

The Night is Young and you're so beautiful!