Courtship Critique Mugs

'He's not showing off to me as much as he used to...'

"Oh, God, no, please, no, God, no..."

Romantic Giraffes

"Check it out! In nature, females are in charge...they select their mates!"

"It started rather well, but then, you sang two wrong notes, so that's a fail in my book. Try again at the next mating season..."

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

'Ha! Ha! The Wooin' O't!'

'Well I wouldn't have to fake orgasms if you didn't fake foreplay!'

Did you ever get that feeling in the moonlight?

"Forget about flowers, trust me, bring her honey: It's a sure way to one's heart..."

"So this is the Mr. Waring who has made such a great impression on my little girl."

"Attention, wanna-be son-in-law ... we're losing!"

"The ignorance of the lawyer is no excuse."

"And I never kiss in the first two seconds."

"When I kiss you the earth moves. Or was that just an aftershock?"

"If music is the food of love... I'm full."

"Let's do it, let's fall in love!"

Mr. Stryver at Tellson's Bank

"I'd rather you'd said it with diamonds."

"You big softy! How did you know I'm tired of being fought over?"

Well, if being married isn't grounds for divorce, I'd like to know what is"

Romance

"Wow! That guy is REALLY good at 'Speed Dating!'"

"Hey, no kidding! I prefer slow dancing, too!"

"Estoy aqui abajo!" ( I'm down here!)

"I believe in love at first sight. It saves a lot of time."

'I admire your persistence, Melvin, but I'm in love with another woman.'

The Giant Guardsman Chapters IX and x.

Online Romance

Red Letter Days - 'Farewell my love! ... Since you now love me, there is now nothing which can cloud our happiness! ...'

"Pretty Maiden where art thou?"

'Good morning Miss...'

Romance Music

"I was quite a successful writer once...what sort of books are you interested in?"

Romantic knight.