Courtroom Fashion Rebel Pillows

'For God's sake, Mildred, you're a lawyer, not a lawyerette!'

Woman's Support Group: No Bra, No Griddle, No Service.

"Judgement Day: Division Four"

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

"Bailiff."

Unfettered Corporate Campaigning.

First you're a law student, then you're a lawyer, then you're a judge, then you're a politician, then you're a criminal.

'What are the other nonconformists wearing this year?'

"By 'dress down day', most of us mean not wearing a jacket!"

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

Planet of the Lawyers

Rock and Roll

"Aren't we going a little overboard with Friday's casual dress code!?"

Man burning his tie.

'More hair than brains.'

Speedo Limit: 21 Years

"It makes a statement, but it begs a question."

Lady Justice wears a blindfold, but listens through headphones to a tape recorder on one of her scales.

'Good luck with the presentation dear and I still think it would be better without the hat!'

"At least he's honest about it..."

'Casual Friday's never caught on in this department.'

"Of course I care about the environment, I never throw any clothes away."

"I'm pre-legal analysis."

How Fashion Works - 'You obviously haven't heard - the adults are wearing them narrow now,'

'I'm suing my way alphabetically through the phone book.'

"What makes me a great attorney, as opposed to an adequate one? - My brother, the judge."

"'Ignorance of the law is no excuse.' Golly! I never heard that one! Did you ever hear that one?"

"I'm outside the fancy dress shop...."

'Watch what you admit to. He once tried to fine one of my clients for looking a gift horse in the mouth.'

'That's nothing...I've been told my wig takes fifteen years off me.'

"Fashion Week"

'Fashion Police Incident Area'

Vacancies in Customer Care - Up Yours