Courtroom Fashion Rebel Gifts

'For God's sake, Mildred, you're a lawyer, not a lawyerette!'

If you bathe a skunk in tomato juice, it will smell like a dog. A bird in the hand is better than two in your shorts. Never wear aqua after Thanksgiving. Unconventional wisdom.

Woman's Support Group: No Bra, No Griddle, No Service.

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

"Judgement Day: Division Four"

First you're a law student, then you're a lawyer, then you're a judge, then you're a politician, then you're a criminal.

'What are the other nonconformists wearing this year?'

Unfettered Corporate Campaigning.

"Bailiff."

"By 'dress down day', most of us mean not wearing a jacket!"

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

Planet of the Lawyers

Rock and Roll

"Aren't we going a little overboard with Friday's casual dress code!?"

'More hair than brains.'

Punkins

Man burning his tie.

Speedo Limit: 21 Years

Lady Justice wears a blindfold, but listens through headphones to a tape recorder on one of her scales.

"It makes a statement, but it begs a question."

"At least he's honest about it..."

'Good luck with the presentation dear and I still think it would be better without the hat!'

'That's nothing...I've been told my wig takes fifteen years off me.'

"Of course I care about the environment, I never throw any clothes away."

"I'm pre-legal analysis."

How Fashion Works - 'You obviously haven't heard - the adults are wearing them narrow now,'

"'Ignorance of the law is no excuse.' Golly! I never heard that one! Did you ever hear that one?"

'I'm suing my way alphabetically through the phone book.'

"Fashion Week"

'Fashion Police Incident Area'

"I'm outside the fancy dress shop...."

'Casual Friday's never caught on in this department.'

'Watch what you admit to. He once tried to fine one of my clients for looking a gift horse in the mouth.'

"What makes me a great attorney, as opposed to an adequate one? - My brother, the judge."

Vacancies in Customer Care - Up Yours