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'First she testifies against me, and now she marries the prosecutor!'

'I can take 400 words per minute.'

'We still haven't reached a verdict. Perhaps the DA could cut us a deal.'

'It was a furious stormy affair from the start, and after the winds of passion subsided, I just 'blew him away'.'

How to get sixty years: 'Fifty years? Why, you must be out of your mind!'

Accusing Zeus.

Trial by Media

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

'Look -- I'm willing to forget about all this if you are.'

"We won!"

Sue the Author 3PM

Barristers

"Now that's a win."

"Whoa, don't ask constitutional questions you don't want to know the answers to."

"Since you have already been convicted by the media, I imagine we can wrap this up pretty quickly."

You don't believe I could be a supreme court justice! You're ruining my self-esteem! F.Y.I? � Whiny tirades don't look good on a supreme court justice's record. Thank you for your candid assessments. I will certainly consider their merits. Fine judicial temperament. And reject them for their shallow insensitivity! Rejection overruled.

'I think I'll become a lawyer.'

'When you get up on the stand be sure to keep your answers short. A whole lot of barking will only frighten the jury.'

'Wow! I never before saw such a strenuous objection.'

"I felt I could make more of a difference within the system."

"Now that I've swung back to depression, I'm truly sorry for what I did when I was manic."

"Never mind what I did, Your Honor. I want to be judged for who I am, as an individual."

Prosecution bears the burden of proof. Defense bears the burden of twisting and distorting said proof.

"Lights! Camera! Justice!"

'Do you expect the jury to believe that? And, more importantly, do you expect the viewers of the eventual TV movie of this trial to believe it?'

'We have irreconcilable differences -- he's a MAN!'

"Objection! Pummelling the witness."

'Your honor, I'd like a short recess so my client can make a run for it.'

"Am I going to get my just desserts?"

'This could be me and you, your honor. Heading for Las Vegas!'

Sue The Bastards

"They're class action figures."

Robert Macaire as a Solicitor

"The ignorance of the lawyer is no excuse."

"Better that a hundred guilty men go free than one innocent man be convicted, right?"