Courtroom Adrenaline Junkie Pillows

Add a touch of courtroom flair to your space with pillows that celebrate your adrenaline junkie personality. Comfortable and fun, they’re perfect for legal eagles at home.

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Extreme Lawyering

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Trial by Media

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Recruiting litigation lawyers is ALWAYS tricky..my last one took me to court for the emotional and professional damage I caused him by NOT considering him for a position I wasn't asked to fill.

Recruiting litigation lawyers is ALWAYS tricky..my last one took me to court for the emotional and professional damage I caused him by NOT considering him for a position I wasn't asked to fill.

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"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin." mockup

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

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I love Lawyers

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"Judgement Day: Division Four"

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Barristers

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"Whoa, don't ask constitutional questions you don't want to know the answers to."

"Whoa, don't ask constitutional questions you don't want to know the answers to." mockup

"Whoa, don't ask constitutional questions you don't want to know the answers to."

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'Normally, I hate a rush to judgement - but I'm doing this case pro bono.'

'Normally, I hate a rush to judgement - but I'm doing this case pro bono.' mockup

'Normally, I hate a rush to judgement - but I'm doing this case pro bono.'

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"Bailiff."

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"Since you have already been convicted by the media, I imagine we can wrap this up pretty quickly."

"Since you have already been convicted by the media, I imagine we can wrap this up pretty quickly." mockup

"Since you have already been convicted by the media, I imagine we can wrap this up pretty quickly."

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"I felt I could make more of a difference within the system."

"I felt I could make more of a difference within the system." mockup

"I felt I could make more of a difference within the system."

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"I object!" "Overruled!"

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'Wow! I never before saw such a strenuous objection.'

'Wow! I never before saw such a strenuous objection.' mockup

'Wow! I never before saw such a strenuous objection.'

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"I've learned something in this trial. My firm needs to hire that prosecutor."

"I've learned something in this trial. My firm needs to hire that prosecutor." mockup

"I've learned something in this trial. My firm needs to hire that prosecutor."

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Prosecution bears the burden of proof. Defense bears the burden of twisting and distorting said proof.

Prosecution bears the burden of proof. Defense bears the burden of twisting and distorting said proof. mockup

Prosecution bears the burden of proof. Defense bears the burden of twisting and distorting said proof.

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"This is my client's videotaped deposition—please be considerate and rewind after viewing."

"This is my client's videotaped deposition—please be considerate and rewind after viewing." mockup

"This is my client's videotaped deposition—please be considerate and rewind after viewing."

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"The prosecution shall stop referring to the defendant as 'the alleged, totally guilty as sin guy'."

"The prosecution shall stop referring to the defendant as 'the alleged, totally guilty as sin guy'." mockup

"The prosecution shall stop referring to the defendant as 'the alleged, totally guilty as sin guy'."

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"Well, heck! If all you smart cookies agree, who am I to dissent?"

"Well, heck! If all you smart cookies agree, who am I to dissent?" mockup

"Well, heck! If all you smart cookies agree, who am I to dissent?"

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"Objection! Pummelling the witness." mockup

"Objection! Pummelling the witness."

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"Boy is he good! He's even got me convinced you're guilty!"

"Boy is he good! He's even got me convinced you're guilty!" mockup

"Boy is he good! He's even got me convinced you're guilty!"

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"I'm not leading the witness; I'm winding up my segment on heinous crimes!"

"I'm not leading the witness; I'm winding up my segment on heinous crimes!" mockup

"I'm not leading the witness; I'm winding up my segment on heinous crimes!"

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'Your honor, I'd like a short recess so my client can make a run for it.'

'Your honor, I'd like a short recess so my client can make a run for it.' mockup

'Your honor, I'd like a short recess so my client can make a run for it.'

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The Birth of a Lawsuit

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'The Grand Jury doesn't understand me...'

'The Grand Jury doesn't understand me...' mockup

'The Grand Jury doesn't understand me...'

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'During the break, my client stole my wallet.'

'During the break, my client stole my wallet.' mockup

'During the break, my client stole my wallet.'

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'The next case Your Honor, is a palimony suit. The ant vs the grasshopper.'

'The next case Your Honor, is a palimony suit. The ant vs the grasshopper.' mockup

'The next case Your Honor, is a palimony suit. The ant vs the grasshopper.'

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"In a just world we'd have 'No Lawyer Left Behind'."

"In a just world we'd have 'No Lawyer Left Behind'." mockup

"In a just world we'd have 'No Lawyer Left Behind'."

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Robert Macaire as a Solicitor

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"I've asked you not to overrule me in front of the children."

"I've asked you not to overrule me in front of the children." mockup

"I've asked you not to overrule me in front of the children."

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'This could be me and you, your honor. Heading for Las Vegas!'

'This could be me and you, your honor. Heading for Las Vegas!' mockup

'This could be me and you, your honor. Heading for Las Vegas!'

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'Your mom is probably watching. Go for the jugular.'

'Your mom is probably watching. Go for the jugular.' mockup

'Your mom is probably watching. Go for the jugular.'

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"Permission To Treat Prosecutor as Hostile, Your Honor?"

"Permission To Treat Prosecutor as Hostile, Your Honor?" mockup

"Permission To Treat Prosecutor as Hostile, Your Honor?"

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'Let's try it again. And this time, don't cross your fingers.'

'Let's try it again. And this time, don't cross your fingers.' mockup

'Let's try it again. And this time, don't cross your fingers.'

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'No, you weren't there. But in your expert opinion as a certified brainiac, do you think he did it?'

'No, you weren't there. But in your expert opinion as a certified brainiac, do you think he did it?' mockup

'No, you weren't there. But in your expert opinion as a certified brainiac, do you think he did it?'

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Courtroom Adrenaline Junkie Pillows Collection

Courtroom Adrenaline Junkie Mugs

Explore our collection of courtroom adrenaline junkie mugs—ideal for legal buffs who love starting their day with a dash of humor.

Courtroom Adrenaline Junkie Prints

Browse our artistic prints that celebrate the courtroom adrenaline rush—perfect for legal professionals and drama lovers alike.

Courtroom Adrenaline Junkie T-Shirts

Check out our witty courtroom adrenaline junkie t-shirts—perfect for legal enthusiasts who want to wear their passion with pride.