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"Is there someone else?"

"He doesn't suffer fools gladly."

'Somebody close the window. Those pesky drones are getting in.'

I hope that "golden showers" dossier about Trump is true. That'd be awesome. How so, little buddy? Well, I was always a big fan of the cold war. I loved "Red Dawn" and "War Games" and "James Bond" and all those really cool cold war movies. If it's true that our new president is actually being blackmailed by the Russians, we might finally have a real "Manchurian Candidate." I've calculated that the number of "Twilight Zone" episodes that might still come true has just grown by half a dozen. I hop

Lady Jane Grey

"I can squeeze you in between my public apology and my book deal."

'Look, Your Honor -- We're both over-fifty white males, right?'

Lawyers - A peroration a la Demosthenes

Julian Assange

"No it's not. That's his defense lawyer."

Duchess

"Angelo tells us you haven't been laughing."

'Just out of curiosity, do you have a best case scenario?'

'Do I have to enter a plea?'

"Good morning, beheaded—uh, I mean beloved."

'I guess there's a lack of big trials. Court TV is carrying a tennis match.'

'Your Honor, I object. My client should be judged by a jury of his own bears.'

Oliver Stone's biopic Edward Snowden

'Which don't you understand, Ms. Booth - the mumbo or the jumbo?'

"How do you plead - quilty or not quilty?"

'It;s Medieval Times Week here at the courthouse, so I'm afraid that instead of getting probation, you'll be drawn and quartered.'

"My client was unaware that public waste disposal places exist, as she only watches TRASH on the television."

'I'm sure the Senate will affirm my action.'

Mr. Punch's illustrations to Shakespeare.

Mistress Dominatra, Esq.

"He was a plagiarist. So what if I plagiarized him."

Rasputin - You don't have to be a mad monk to work here but it helps

Cardinal Richelieu

'Yes I am sure this isn't another FRIVOLOUS LAWSUIT!'

'Jack, can you prove that Harrison stabbed you in the back?'

'Now, I ask you... does this look like the face of a troublemaker?'

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Sit down, Mr. Fusco. This is a courtroom, not a singles bar. Certainly, your honor. May I have the bailiff send over a Cosmopolitan?

'I admit I robbed the bank, Your Honor, but what's done is done.'

Wow, that was some Perry Mason moment, your honor! Was it good for you, too?