Courtly Intrigue Followers Mugs

"Is there someone else?"

"He doesn't suffer fools gladly."

'Somebody close the window. Those pesky drones are getting in.'

Lady Jane Grey

"I can squeeze you in between my public apology and my book deal."

'Look, Your Honor -- We're both over-fifty white males, right?'

Julian Assange

Lawyers - A peroration a la Demosthenes

Duchess

"Angelo tells us you haven't been laughing."

"No it's not. That's his defense lawyer."

'Just out of curiosity, do you have a best case scenario?'

'Do I have to enter a plea?'

"Good morning, beheaded—uh, I mean beloved."

'I guess there's a lack of big trials. Court TV is carrying a tennis match.'

"My client was unaware that public waste disposal places exist, as she only watches TRASH on the television."

'I'm sure the Senate will affirm my action.'

'It;s Medieval Times Week here at the courthouse, so I'm afraid that instead of getting probation, you'll be drawn and quartered.'

Mr. Punch's illustrations to Shakespeare.

'Which don't you understand, Ms. Booth - the mumbo or the jumbo?'

"How do you plead - quilty or not quilty?"

Mistress Dominatra, Esq.

"He was a plagiarist. So what if I plagiarized him."

Rasputin - You don't have to be a mad monk to work here but it helps

'Yes I am sure this isn't another FRIVOLOUS LAWSUIT!'

Cardinal Richelieu

'Jack, can you prove that Harrison stabbed you in the back?'

Call 1-800-JUSTICE for all your legal needs.

'I admit I robbed the bank, Your Honor, but what's done is done.'

New York Corruption - 'The Economical Council'