Courtesy Promoter Pillows

"Where's your manners? Lift your feet"

'How fast can you hype?'

He was destined for greatness. Whatever that meant.

"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"

'If we're going to be the sponsor of a winter Olympic even, it should be the downhill.'

"I think he said he wants to buy 'just the one'. You'd better fetch the manager"

'How do I get people to visit my...'

"He's got a great future behind him!"

'Ere-we distinctly asked for SAM an' Ella!'

"With your voice and my marketing skills, we'll sell records by the million!"

Garage Music

"You'll get an office, a pay increase and a set of bad nicknames from your colleagues."

Advertising space on jockeys' bottoms

'Help me Rhonda I've fallen & I can't get back up.'

Concert still in progress

Club DJ.

'I've been made junior partner.'

'Some of you may have heard that Dr. Weil is giving HIS talk right now in the next auditorium.'

When protons collide...

"Telephone call for you, it's the Bank Manager."

Peace and Justice Return to the Joint High Commission

"Are you V.A.T. registered..?"

"Well you're obviously very good at your job so why don't we promote you to something you know nothing about!"

Muse

'Old blue-screen's back!'

"I'm going to a concert by a really famous superstar....he deserves to be pelted with expensive organic tomatoes!"

An honesty of agents

THE RISE OF WOMEN'S BOXING

"Big promotion for you Khanna - from Data Scientist to Big Data Scientist."

'Oh I retired a few months back...I'm a promoter now.'

'Hey, thanks for comin' out tonight. All these songs are from our new album, which was inspired by a recent trip to the grocery store...'

'You want a raise? - You only started work yesterday!'

'Well, I for one do not believe common courtesy to the host demands deck shoes.'

'Usherettes and razzamatazz won't bring back the crowds - we need some new lions'.

'It looks pretty flimsy, but I'm a gentleman: After you dear...'