Courtesy Promoter Mugs

"Where's your manners? Lift your feet"

'How fast can you hype?'

He was destined for greatness. Whatever that meant.

"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"

'If we're going to be the sponsor of a winter Olympic even, it should be the downhill.'

"I think he said he wants to buy 'just the one'. You'd better fetch the manager"

"He's got a great future behind him!"

'Ere-we distinctly asked for SAM an' Ella!'

Garage Music

"With your voice and my marketing skills, we'll sell records by the million!"

Concert still in progress

Club DJ.

Advertising space on jockeys' bottoms

"You'll get an office, a pay increase and a set of bad nicknames from your colleagues."

'Some of you may have heard that Dr. Weil is giving HIS talk right now in the next auditorium.'

'I've been made junior partner.'

Peace and Justice Return to the Joint High Commission

"Are you V.A.T. registered..?"

"Well you're obviously very good at your job so why don't we promote you to something you know nothing about!"

"I'm going to a concert by a really famous superstar....he deserves to be pelted with expensive organic tomatoes!"

An honesty of agents

'Usherettes and razzamatazz won't bring back the crowds - we need some new lions'.

'Well, I for one do not believe common courtesy to the host demands deck shoes.'

'Oh I retired a few months back...I'm a promoter now.'

"Big promotion for you Khanna - from Data Scientist to Big Data Scientist."

'Hey, thanks for comin' out tonight. All these songs are from our new album, which was inspired by a recent trip to the grocery store...'

'You want a raise? - You only started work yesterday!'

'It looks pretty flimsy, but I'm a gentleman: After you dear...'

"So much for that publicity stunt."