Court Visionary Gifts

Coach's sheep counting.

"Do me next."

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

"Not guilty but prepared to settle out of court, your honour."

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

'Wow, talk about genius!'

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

School of Art & Design. Looks like they're putting up an addition.

Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

"Sold his air rights."

'So, Pharaoh, what sort of collateral do you have to put down on this $2 billion Great Pyramid you want to build?'

"Before we made the leap to cyberspace, our stockholders made us promise we'd maintain a traditional street presence, too!"

"One soft drink and eleven stiff drinks."

"We find the defendant 'guilty', …. not that there's anything wrong with that."

Somebody should really be filming this for YouTube.

Your start-up team

Stage producer.

"I'm going on Dragons Den with this, the one-brush-toothbrush."

"Thanks to my new glasses, I can enjoy a good old "bird's eye view" again..."

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: All in a Day's Work

'You asked for the 'Cartoonists' Cut'. You got the Cartoonists' Cut'. What's the problem?'

"I know it is a digital production, but this cheque is a digit short."

"So you're an investor who dabbles in art? I happen to be an artist who dabbles in money."

Louise Glück

"It's good but, you were supposed to be painting an apple."

We also find the defendant's lawyer guilty by association.

"After thoroughly researching all the details, I think we can now safely throw caution to the wind..."

Decision on the flip of a coin...

Seamus Heaney.

'These days my approach is to start with the Booker Prize acceptance speech and work backwards...'

'I draw on the walls and get time out. They do it and get famous!'

'He's building a yacht in his basement.'

Small Business Loan of Pencils

"Not guilty." "My client's statement does not necessarily reflect the opinion of Hodal, Brown McClintock, and Stoddard."