Award Visionary Gifts

'These days my approach is to start with the Booker Prize acceptance speech and work backwards...'

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

"Not guilty but prepared to settle out of court, your honour."

'Wow, talk about genius!'

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.

Tim Burton

Remember . . . If at first you do succeed, make sequels!'

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

Start up

"This one will go with everything,

"I'm ahead of my time."

As an artist, Ug was thousands of years ahead of his time.

"We find the defendant 'guilty', …. not that there's anything wrong with that."

Stage producer.

Your start-up team

'Boss, there's union guys out there organizing the robots.'

“He runs the top Virtual Reality company in the world. In fact, that’s not really him.”

"I'm going on Dragons Den with this, the one-brush-toothbrush."

"One soft drink and eleven stiff drinks."

"Thanks to my new glasses, I can enjoy a good old "bird's eye view" again..."

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: All in a Day's Work

'You asked for the 'Cartoonists' Cut'. You got the Cartoonists' Cut'. What's the problem?'

"I know it is a digital production, but this cheque is a digit short."

"It's good but, you were supposed to be painting an apple."

Artist and the artist's model both thinking of the money.

"The role is subtly nuanced and the person we choose has to bring a sense of 'lots of money for the producers' to the part."

We also find the defendant's lawyer guilty by association.

"After thoroughly researching all the details, I think we can now safely throw caution to the wind..."

Decision on the flip of a coin...

"Yes, but...will it scale?"