Court Visionary Prints

Coach's sheep counting.

"Do me next."

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

"Not guilty but prepared to settle out of court, your honour."

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

'Wow, talk about genius!'

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

"Before we made the leap to cyberspace, our stockholders made us promise we'd maintain a traditional street presence, too!"

"Sold his air rights."

'So, Pharaoh, what sort of collateral do you have to put down on this $2 billion Great Pyramid you want to build?'

"I'm going on Dragons Den with this, the one-brush-toothbrush."

"We find the defendant 'guilty', …. not that there's anything wrong with that."

Stage producer.

"One soft drink and eleven stiff drinks."

Your start-up team

"Thanks to my new glasses, I can enjoy a good old "bird's eye view" again..."

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: All in a Day's Work

Louise Glück

"It's good but, you were supposed to be painting an apple."

"I know it is a digital production, but this cheque is a digit short."

"So you're an investor who dabbles in art? I happen to be an artist who dabbles in money."

'You asked for the 'Cartoonists' Cut'. You got the Cartoonists' Cut'. What's the problem?'

We also find the defendant's lawyer guilty by association.

"After thoroughly researching all the details, I think we can now safely throw caution to the wind..."

Decision on the flip of a coin...

Seamus Heaney.

'These days my approach is to start with the Booker Prize acceptance speech and work backwards...'

"We need a brownfield site."

Small Business Loan of Pencils

Stanescu.

"Not guilty." "My client's statement does not necessarily reflect the opinion of Hodal, Brown McClintock, and Stoddard."

'I draw on the walls and get time out. They do it and get famous!'