Courageous Kid Gifts

'After we find the burglar, Dad, let's have a midnight snack!'

Jr. cloning kit

"Open wide please! So I can get my hand out!"

"Isn't it an amazing co-incidence that this is an orange, and it IS ORANGE?"

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

Exercising

'Does sports trivia count as something I learned today?'

"It's a mobile."

'Hey Mister Petrie, what's the world's record for tennis balls in a retriever's mouth?'

"I think I can". (train)

"In school we learned about Staten Island. Is that where they make all those pills you take?"

'Your report card grades are poor. Maybe you should stop building model airplanes. The glue is getting to you.'

Man is successfully leaping over chasm.

I think he knows something that we don't know about the uranium molecule.

'You can fill your teddy bear with stuffing or with a demonic spirit summoned from the nether regions.'

"Naughty? Nice? It's a bit more nuanced than that..."

"Reverend, if we're born again in Jesus...do we get another belly button?"

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

'For no particular reason I want to know the location of our fire extinguisher.'

'Your stork story got me to thinking, Dad -- wouldn't it be simpler if people just did it like dogs and cats do?'

'My mother's resolution is to eat more vegetables, and my resolution is to help her by giving her mine.'

'As a kid I was always taking things apart...so, anyway, that's when my parents stopped getting me pets.'

"A plague of frogs? Awesome!"

Boy flying boxed kite with bird's nest in it.

'Let's see, here we have the first results from of the brain scanner...'

G.P.S. For the Home

'We studied the multiplication table in school today -- frankly, I don't believe a word of it.'

Muy mum rocks.

'Do you have bottled spring water?'

'I told you this would make a lousy birthday present.'

Urban Life.

'Why are you putting laundry soap into the proton anti-matter warp drive engine?'

"What was life really like in the middle ages, Sadie?"

"I think he's going to be a bus driver - he loves cutting things up."