Courageous Clowns Pillows

'It will be difficult for you to be shy and a really good, funny clown.'

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

'This has been a drill. Had this been an actual test you would have been instructed...'

Dead Funny

Crab with a clown face.

'Why can't he just say 'I do'?'

"I think before we begin to address me, we need to talk about the clown in the room."

Clown Wife

'My god! Have you seen the size of this chiropodist's bill?!!'

"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."

"This is the fourth student who bubbled in Y-O-U-R N-A-M-E when I told the class to 'bubble in your name'!"

"I was finishing my homework in the shower to save time!"

'Would you like a balloon with that?'

Clown Ministry Baptism Today

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

Laxatives - "I'm after some comic relief."

Man is successfully leaping over chasm.

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

"Ever since the layoffs, I feel like we've been doing the work of twenty clowns."

'We're looking for someone to liven up our Monday morning job meetings. Can you handle it Chuckles?'

Children's Entertainer

'Our CEO's philosophy is that a happy environment means a happy bottom line.'

Monster Clown

"Seriously?"

Clown walks balloon dog

'He specializes in funny bones.'

"Your therapy will be a combination of drugs and clowns."

'My thesis was entitled 'Tears of a Clown: Irony or Paradox?''

"I can't be sure...I only got a quick look."

'Your Honor, we've decided to go with the inanity defense...'