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"Are you a man or a mouse?"

"Darling, I think we need to talk about where this relationship is going..." Male evolution.

'I'm not afraid of commitment, but forever is a really long time.'

"My career's in shreds, but on the bright side, so are my files."

Not much money, glory, or praise

Sisyphus during Covid

If I could sell my experience for half of what it cost me I could retire.

Tonight's Lecture: Globalization. I've never worried about my job going overseas --- None of my jobs ever went anywhere.

The Anti-Materialist

Guys looks in the mirror and sees himself as a prisoner.

"I let go of all my earthly attachments, but there's one I can't seem to shake."

'I am not my job... my job is not me... I do not need my job to give my life a purpose...' 'Hey, did you hear the news? We're all laid off!' 'Stupid affirmations!'

'What I especially like about being a philosopher-scientist is that I don't have to get my hands dirty.'

Beware of a first kiss that speaks volumes.

"I'm afraid it's 'I do' ... not 'Undo'."

Having flexibility over where and when you work, can help with your productivity.

"I feel I blend in well with the holes in my career ladder."

"The idea at 3 am. The idea at 7 am."

Bowther, Wilkin, Lynch & Fisk

'I'm not saying this is a deadend job, but you can forget a trophy wife.'

Questioning

Boyfriend Shirt.

I don't see a future for me in my present job. They don't reward mediocrity.

"I forget - are we a species that mates for life?"

'He loves me, he loves me not, he loves me, who cares...'

"I should've done this years ago. All the good ones got taken."

"Oh, to be a Mayfly."

'All the girls say the same thing. You're a sweet guy, but...'

'Do you promise to love,honor and cherish -- until one of you decides to become a 'free agent'?'

Echoes - 'Hellooooo'.

"I'm going on a retreat."

A long way towards retirement...

"I don't want a divorce, but I would like a gap year."

Today is the first day of the rest of my life, Axel. Is that the good news or the bad news?

"I'm at that sweet spot in my career...right between 'young and underpaid' and 'old and too expensive.'"