Couples Who Sweat Together Pillows

His and Hers Gravity Bars.

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He was a nerd. But he was her nerd.

"Isn't this fun?"

Cupid and stork ambush young couple.

"Leon, do you think it's all psychological?"

'Hot' and 'dog' t-shirts.

"Let's do it, let's fall in love!"

Face Mask Romance

Graffitti.

'That's one of those May-December love affairs. He's 251 years old, and she can't be a day over 135!'

'He has his pet and I have mine.'

'Flowers? From a garage? You're a darling!'

'He's narrating it, I just know it.'

'As your doctor, I'd strongly advise that you not laugh at your wife when you beat her at tennis!'

"You know you're getting old when you need a hearing aid to hear your bones creak."

"Should we try that new place in the corner?"

"May we see your kids' menu please?"

"I don’t know what it is, but every time the Bruins win, I love you more and more!"

"Aren't you glad we stayed in? I had time to order us some more sweatpants."

"Hey, I know - why don't we go on a little crime spree?"

"You're a surprisingly good kisser for having two different dead guys' lips."

'I'll never forget the first time we met...when that gardener cut you in half with his spade.'

'Here's my mother's number in case I don't make it.'

Romance

"I told you I wouldn't be any good at this game. Look, I've gone and hit the ball down one of those little holes again."

'I feel like I just don't know you anymore, Richard!'

'Is it true a Maitre D' has the authority to marry people, just like the captain of a ship?'

Oldies.

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ACME COMPUTER DATING SERVICE, 'She should be attractive, intelligenty, charming, and funny, or best offer.

Intimacy - Breeding Ground for Mutual Grooming.