Couples Who Sweat Together Pillows

His and Hers Gravity Bars.

Pyjama party

He was a nerd. But he was her nerd.

'Hot' and 'dog' t-shirts.

"Isn't this fun?"

Cupid and stork ambush young couple.

"Leon, do you think it's all psychological?"

"Let's do it, let's fall in love!"

Graffitti.

'He has his pet and I have mine.'

'He's narrating it, I just know it.'

'Flowers? From a garage? You're a darling!'

Face Mask Romance

'That's one of those May-December love affairs. He's 251 years old, and she can't be a day over 135!'

'As your doctor, I'd strongly advise that you not laugh at your wife when you beat her at tennis!'

"May we see your kids' menu please?"

"Should we try that new place in the corner?"

"Sure, I may be over the top, but at least I'm not underhanded like him!"

"I don’t know what it is, but every time the Bruins win, I love you more and more!"

"You know you're getting old when you need a hearing aid to hear your bones creak."

"Aren't you glad we stayed in? I had time to order us some more sweatpants."

"Hey, I know - why don't we go on a little crime spree?"

"Honestly, I'm not sure I even know who every one of you are anymore."

'I'll never forget the first time we met...when that gardener cut you in half with his spade.'

"I told you I wouldn't be any good at this game. Look, I've gone and hit the ball down one of those little holes again."

Romance

"You're a surprisingly good kisser for having two different dead guys' lips."

'Here's my mother's number in case I don't make it.'

'I feel like I just don't know you anymore, Richard!'

Forget about the college basketball tourney, endless drilling in 100-degree summer heat is the real "march madness."

'Is it true a Maitre D' has the authority to marry people, just like the captain of a ship?'

Gym. I'm not sweating --- My muscles are crying!

Vampire Sit ups

ACME COMPUTER DATING SERVICE, 'She should be attractive, intelligenty, charming, and funny, or best offer.

Intimacy - Breeding Ground for Mutual Grooming.