Couples Retreats Gifts

'Separate rooms please, we're on our second honeymoon.'

"Too crowded. Let's go."

Steamed Room: "Man, I feel so much lighter."

"We are doing something. You're just not good at it."

Adam and Eve: Reconcilable Differences

"You wanted a romantic getaway, so...get away."

Scurile travels

"I'm going on a retreat."

"1972: Kim and Doug invited us to their key party... Sounds groovy! 2017: We just got an evite from Kim and Doug to join them on an ayahuasca retreat in Peru... Tommy starts hockey and my father is about to die—no way."

"It's not what you think."

Self Storage Unit

"Ed is back from his silent cocoon retreat."

I'D RATHER BE IN MIAMI, 'Oognik, I'd like to talk to you about your attitude...'

Musings of a Marooned Mountain Man

Lulu's Dating Service: Special! Adult summer camp...Dining, dancing & long walks on the beach.

Go away

"I got married once - to avoid writing."

"I told everyone we're hibernating. Whatever you do, don't answer the phone."

"That's why I come here for the weekends - 127 acres."

Trump Twitter ban

"Can I see your license Sir?"

'It's SUPPOSED to be quiet up here!'

"I always come here when I need to blow of some steam."

'I'm self isolating, you idiot!'

"You never tell me anything. Keep up the good work."

"Looks like the wives are back from their health farm week."

"No, I can't just fire you up one of those stone oven pizzas."

"The good news is that all the teachers loved the weekend brainstorming retreat. The bad news is that a dozen of them are out today, with splitting headaches."

"Oom..."

"The piped-in spa music makes all the difference."

Unload in Back

"No, this isn't Mt. Sinai..."

Narcissus! Come back!

"Weary grow the fervently relaxed devotees of the sea."

'I'm really sorry, Alfie, but I don't think we should see each other anymore,'