Country Estate Visitor Gifts

Conversation at a country house

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

"It seemed like miles to me!"

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

"I always forget how much louder they sound in the country."

Farmer and FIsherman

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

'I'm studying the lay of the land..'

A Day in the Country.

"Relax. They're just crows."

"We should get out to the country more often."

About time!

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

An English Gold Field

Tree Squirrel

Dogs and Chickens

"He knows 'sit, stay, paw' and 'upstate.'"

One tends to the sick. The other manages a large estate. Interestingly, a caregiver and a caretaker are not on opposite sides of an interaction.

'You had me at OOOO-AARRR!'

'This is cow country, pal, and we're not real big on innovation.'

"Today on Escape to the Country Emily & Oliver are looking for that special little property in the Cotswolds. So what exactly's going to tick all their boxes?"

For every moment in life there is a song that describes it perfectly.'

...Well I've got to make sure I REALLY like where I am.

A newspaper stand in a rural area.

'We're the Meeks and we're here to see about our inheritance of the Earth.'

"Well, the hills were alive with the sound of music...I'm sure!"

'The one that really gets them is a quick jab from the floor, straight back and out.'

"Someday, son, all this will be yours..."

Just in time

This is probably the only time that Clem's name and the title 'Ph.D' will be used in the same sentence.

Car Journey.

Speed Limit 5 MPH. Enforced by Sheep.