Counting Champions Of The Deep T-Shirts

An abacus swimming pool

"The teacher expects too much of me. She wants me to give it the old college try, and I'm only in grade school."

"Arithmetic gets a lot harder when you run out of fingers and toes."

"Here's the deal, throw me back and I won't text your boss telling him you called in sick to fish."

"Everyone has to do their share. . . I've always been known as a good worker. . . whew. . .Gotta keep going, no time to rest now."

'Eleven?.. you mean there's more numbers beyond the number of fingers we have?'

'Whadoya mean, WHOOPS?! That stuff doesn't grow on trees you know!'

Colay's glass bottom boat tours!

"I hope that the next time you dive into a good book, you first check to see how deep it is!"

"Phil is my Vice President in Charge of Snappy Comebacks."

'If it weren't for baseball, this whole thing could have ended much differently.'

To the Aquarium

The Jacques Cousteau Story

'Ok, we've saved the whales. Now what?'

"Whenever I try counting my flock I fall asleep."

"We've had complaints from HR that we only appoint middle aged white men!"

Man with fake shark fin hat encounters shark with fake human legs.

"O.K., Peter, time to go."

Jury Deliberation Room: 'I think it was justifiable homicide. The victim was brassing about finishing all his Christmas shopping in July...'

'Hey, Chuck, check out Sam and that ridiculous cod piece.'

"I'll bet you have some stories."

'There's always one.'

'Four million, eight hundred seventeen thousand sixty three... two? Wait... four... wait, oh boy, I probably should have been writing this down.'

10.378 BC: Zuk Ironthal developed the first diving suit.

Young Sartre

'Never mind sir, going bald means less hair to keep tidy.'

Listen, not only am I a hammerhead, but I also wear glasses

"Come on in. The water's fine."

"Oh, yeah… Well I'll be sober in the morning and you'll still be rich and successful."