Counting Gifts

Vegetarian trying to fall asleep

Accountant counting falling snowflakes.

Prisoner tallies his days on a giant drawing pad.

Scientist counting microscopic things he can see in his microscope

Math 101, for those who can only count to 100.

At the sesame street school of accountancy.

'I don't know how many sheep you have. I fall asleep every time I try to count them.'

"I'm not taking cookies, I'm practicing my counting."

Accountants - "I'm doing a hard sum and I haven't got enough fingers."

"Well, it's the thought that counts."

"Just count it out, Henderson-don't fondle it."

"I'm doing all I can to make the little things count."

"Will you help me round up my 38 sheep?" Yes, 40.

"1 cookie, 2 donuts, 3 cupcakes, 4..."

'You're not really into this, are you Mahoney?'

Football Countdown.

Counting down the days.

"I've counted 53 in this flock! What about you Bob? Bob?"

'I miscounted and went from 8 to 7.'

"I count 4,392,292,293,291, how about you?"

'Today, in kindergarten, we learned how to count to one.'

The Count goes number two... two...

'At the Sesame Street school of Accountancy'

'I can't count on my fingers you see, so that's why I have to be good at mental arithmetic.'

Berlin, 1926, Hans Geiger, counting.

Prisoner runs out of wall space to count the days.

'Oh him! He's here to make up the numbers!'

Counting (primary) Counting (advanced).

Kevin's Eleven-Thousandth Day of Being Kevin

'1,2,3 4,5,6 7,8,9...'It's the little things that count.(little figurines counting).

"The most I'll splurge on my diet is on a boneless, skinless carrot."

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."