Counterfeiter Gifts

"I didn't know there was that much money in the whole world!"

For some reason, Carl Jones was to fail in his career as an international counterfeiter.

Spot the difference.

Punctuation Police

"Bad dog! I've told you to always proofread."

A Copy Editor and His Dog

Someone who knows apostrophes

Smith Academy. A Tradition of Excellense.

Desert $2.75. See? -- It wasn't a typo.

Sundial Time

'Who teaches apostrophe usage?'

Personnel - "This letter of recommendation is full of misspellings!"

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

"Baxter...about this report...your punctuation, spelling and grammar are perfect. No one can understand it!"

Contemporary English Lesson: The Cat was Sat on the Mat.

"The man who invented autocorrect died from the corona vibrator."

"No—You're thinking dog years—Editor years are twice as many."

Shakespeare loved a grammar joke

Quality Control

"Drop everything, Dominic. I need you to proof this for blasphemy."

'Don't laugh Ms. Newborn, but I want you to proof this for 'accuracy'.'

'Don't worry. I'm not charging you for the extra lettering.'

"Confounded spell checker... never catches anything."

'To hear our privacy policy, please tell us you credit card and social security numbers...'

Ironing Punctuation

One of the failed candidates for the copyrighters job wants to know 'wat was rong with his applicashun'.

'Do you always have to shout? Well? Do you? Huh?'

'Do it write the first time.'

I have taken over Sarahs body!

'No spell-check?? And you call this HEAVEN??'

Writer Services: We fix plot holes.

'Thank god for the spellchecker!'

'Once upon a time there was a really lousy editor name Sue. Sue was lazy and stupid, so she was fired, and her boss lived happily ever after. The end.'

"The lettuce I paid with was fresher than the lettuce I bought."

"What can I say? I was an English major."