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"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

Time for tea and friendship.

'I prefer the term 'whistleblower' to tattletale.'

"Freud doesn't work for you, so I', going to try some Dr. Anthony Fauci..."

"You're completely screwed up."

"Nobody listens to me complain quite like you do."

"I just feel like I'm constantly disappointing parents everytime I appear on report cards."

'My building inspector just doesn't understand me.'

'Don't worry, son. This bed inking incident will be our little secret.'

With his mothers persuasion, Joe decided to 'come clean' to the police!

"It's my box of secrets. It has things I've thought about but would never tell anyone!"

"I feel like my emotional baggage is permanently stuck on the luggage carousel."

Wearing bras in 2020.

"I now propose a 5 minute break so we can confide with our dogs."

"Of course homeworking has lots of advantages."

Weight of the world on your shoulders.

"Last week, when I was telling you about my Lou Ferrigno dream, were you fighting off a yawn? Do you go to therapy? What would you do if I touched your ear? Yes or no—am I insane?"

'Do you ever communicate as a family by just speaking?'

'I want to lose weight, Doctor.' - 'Eat less, then.' - 'I need it to be more complicated than that.' - 'Why?' - 'How can I justify failing if it's that simple, eh?!' - 'Gah. He's breaking me...' -

Harold finally decided to take his psychiatrist's advice to become more receptive.

Cat steals food from owner who is distracted by feeding the dog.

"Have you considered laughing into the abyss?"

"Fetch, Millennia. ... Or don’t fetch. Either way, you’re perfect!"

'My psychiatrist told me to take up a hobby, so I became a psychiatrist.'

"I'm right there in the room, and no one even acknowledges me."

'Please excuse my mother, this is my first interview.'

"I'm sorry—I never discuss my clients with their mothers."

'I have a big inferiority complex. I don't have a web site.'

'He saved his dog before he saved me during the hurricane!'

'I'm just waiting to see when I will be preoccupied with sex.'

"I married for love." "I divorced for money."