Caretaker Confidante T-Shirts

"It's father, doctor, he's creaking badly."

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

"I had to skip my workout."

Time for tea and friendship.

Boy whistling at crackers.

'No need to yell son, I may be deaf, but I can still read.'

"Nobody listens to me complain quite like you do."

"If you're sure your son doesn't mind living in a cage and eating pet food then who am I to say no?"

Lazy plumber.

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

Cleaner playing pool with brush.

A large bird house with many compartments; one is labeled "Sup't.".

One tends to the sick. The other manages a large estate. Interestingly, a caregiver and a caretaker are not on opposite sides of an interaction.

Dog with a neckerchief feeds dogs in matching nappies.

'You wouldn't believe the day I've had.'

"Any improvement since I brought the balloon?"

'My Dad will like you. He's the care-taker at the monkey house in the zoo.'

"I feel like my emotional baggage is permanently stuck on the luggage carousel."

"It's my box of secrets. It has things I've thought about but would never tell anyone!"

Wearing bras in 2020.

"I now propose a 5 minute break so we can confide with our dogs."

Cleaner with nameplate next to Consultant Surgeon's desk.

"I'm afraid the diagnosis isn't good."

'Mr. Franklin. What did I tell you about wheelies in the hallway?'

"All brooms are useless. . .!!"

Already overworked at the Vlasic Plant, an exhausted stork shatters a young couple's dreams,

'Take care'.

Cat gardener/cleaner about to step on rake

"And this is where he'll be during the day - we call it The Men's Downhill."

"I think there's been a mistake... I applied for the caretakers job."

A family goes on holiday while a group of strangers inhabits their home.

Cat steals food from owner who is distracted by feeding the dog.

"Fetch, Millennia. ... Or don’t fetch. Either way, you’re perfect!"

'Pre-washed and pre-cooked I'm okay with but lovingly chewed by devoted carers.....'

"I like cleaning for elderly people - they can't see dirt any better than I can..."