Counseling Explorer Gifts

'It's my husband, Doctor. He makes me sick!'

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

'Now what brings you lovely people here?'

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

"Home depot."

"When you say the meek will inherit the earth, does that include the mineral rights?"

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

"I recommend that you two find a way to spice up your shelf life."

"Honey, I’ve found God!"

Jesus's First and Less-Heralded Miracle Walk,

'You must heal yourself.'

'Eve wants a second opinion about the apples.'

"Yes, alright! I know it's a small mountain... I'm only a novice oracle."

Madame Lucille - Fortune Teller 'I predict the future'.

Christian and Born again Christian...

'Or you can rent by the week...'

Proceed no further if chakras not aligned.

'Mona Lisa, would it make you happy if I gave you a foot massage every night?'

"Would you like to leave a message? He's on the throne"

The Path

'Life is like a trough, Mr. Fisk. How much slop you get out of it depends on how much slop you put into it.'

"There! Now we're getting somewhere."

"I often consult with a higher authority... my grandmother."

"All the celebrities come here."

"Did you have a cat?"

"The answer you seek can be found in the syllabus."