Counseling Explorer Prints

'It's my husband, Doctor. He makes me sick!'

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

'Now what brings you lovely people here?'

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

"And do you, Deborah Tannen, think they know what they're talking about?"

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

"And these are the Fab Four Noble Truths."

"Home depot."

"When you say the meek will inherit the earth, does that include the mineral rights?"

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

"I recommend that you two find a way to spice up your shelf life."

"Honey, I’ve found God!"

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

Jesus's First and Less-Heralded Miracle Walk,

'You must heal yourself.'

Emoticon Encouragement Therapy

Madame Lucille - Fortune Teller 'I predict the future'.

'Eve wants a second opinion about the apples.'

Christian and Born again Christian...

FAQs.

We're willing to flee temptation, if we can leave a forwarding address.

'Or you can rent by the week...'

"Yes, alright! I know it's a small mountain... I'm only a novice oracle."

Proceed no further if chakras not aligned.

'Mona Lisa, would it make you happy if I gave you a foot massage every night?'

The Path

"Would you like to leave a message? He's on the throne"

"There! Now we're getting somewhere."

Psychiatry. I got in touch with my inner child, and now I'm going broke buying video games!

"I often consult with a higher authority... my grandmother."

"All the celebrities come here."

"Did you have a cat?"

'Life is like a trough, Mr. Fisk. How much slop you get out of it depends on how much slop you put into it.'