Couch Warriors Prints

Check your universal remote control at the door.

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

"Tragic case of having the fridge from the TV when the World Cup is showing."

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

Captive Audience at the World Cup.

"Today let's work on changing channels, drinking with a mouthful of food, and yelling at the TV all at the same time."

'Call 911! He watched 12 straight hours of football without training adequately.'

The sofa freshly made up...

"It was your father's idea - He can't bear to miss a second of the game."

'He's in training for the marathon, he watches it every year.'

"What time is it?" "Half past World Cup."

"The point of going outside is the feeling when coming back inside."

"I want an instant replay of you taking out the garbage."

'Having him declawed was a total was a total waste of money.'

"When did this game get started?"

'Well, at least there's no chance of you suffering from repetative strain injury.'

"If the packers lose I'll eat my hat."

"Have we scored yet?"

"Why would I care of you scratch the couch? I'm not allowed on it..."

'Bill remembers where he was everybody died.'

'He hibernates between superbowls.'

'School sports day - fat boys playing computer game'

"Should we have dinner now, or are you watching in real time?"

'Well at least we got him off the sofa.'

Sports PsychologyBad at Sports Pscyhology.

"What are we doing today?"

Spiro & Pusho watching TV whilst on a hike.

DIVORCE COURT, 'What? -- You hid the remote during the SUPERBOWL!'

Sure, it's just to find the royal remote, but a quest is a quest, Ernie!

Captive Audience.

First Place Layabout

"Anywhere with cable T.V. will be fine."

'Both benches have emptied, and now the brawl is spreading to the spectators!'

"Sometimes I think all this post game analysis has gone too far."