Couch Warriors Mugs

Check your universal remote control at the door.

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

'Call 911! He watched 12 straight hours of football without training adequately.'

The sofa freshly made up...

"It was your father's idea - He can't bear to miss a second of the game."

'He's in training for the marathon, he watches it every year.'

"The point of going outside is the feeling when coming back inside."

'Having him declawed was a total was a total waste of money.'

"I want an instant replay of you taking out the garbage."

"When did this game get started?"

'Well, at least there's no chance of you suffering from repetative strain injury.'

'Bill remembers where he was everybody died.'

'He hibernates between superbowls.'

"Have we scored yet?"

"Why would I care of you scratch the couch? I'm not allowed on it..."

'School sports day - fat boys playing computer game'

"Should we have dinner now, or are you watching in real time?"

"Anywhere with cable T.V. will be fine."

'Both benches have emptied, and now the brawl is spreading to the spectators!'

"Sometimes I think all this post game analysis has gone too far."

"What are we doing today?"

Spiro & Pusho watching TV whilst on a hike.

First Place Layabout

Sports PsychologyBad at Sports Pscyhology.

'Well at least we got him off the sofa.'

"Isn't it time you had your bath?"