Couch Surfers Mugs

The Amiable Reaper.

"Without ever leaving the comfort of your own home."

"Anywhere with cable T.V. will be fine."

"My feet are getting tired. Do you suppose that we could finish this online?"

Low-Energy Drinks

Check your universal remote control at the door.

"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off."

Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.

"I've had a lot of exercise today! I jumped to several conclusions, ran my mouth on the phone, and I just cycled through 500 cable channels!"

Binge Watch

"Forget the harps, we can spend Eternity in there."

'Are you just back from work or on your way to the office?'

It's only a remote, dear...if you want better programs you will need a wand.

"Nobody listens to me complain quite like you do."

'Ah, business as usual.'

"Well, do you want to buy this sofa or not? You've been on it for three days!"

Watchdog

"These days, I'm mostly just legislating from the couch."

Edna's Couch and Breakfast.

'Try putting a remote in one hand aan a beer in the other and see if he starts up.'

"Thanks so much for letting me crash here, I really appreciate how unassertive you are."

Bed and Breakfast and Couch and Coffee

Hank had been asleep for hours, but amazingly his clicker finger kept going.

"Donald switched off in 1985 and i never bothered to switch him on again."

'Tonight, one of you is going home.'

2013: psychoanalysis is formally declared a scam.

'You don't have to stay in a motel. I have a couch you can rent.'

"After the shark documentary there's a documentary on about two fat slobs who watch TV all day. Sounds good"

"Everywhere's fully booked by television people filming holiday programmes..."

"This love seat stinks!"

"You know, I'm beginning to think that I'm not destined for greatness."

Will assuage guilt for money.

"His motto went from 'work hard, play hard,' to 'work hard, rest hard.'"