Couch Potato Whisperer Pillows

'It helps him realize I'm being serious.'

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

"It's tough to get him moving, but once he's going he never stops."

It's hammerhead time

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'You're so sophisticated and witty...and muscular...do you work out? Why, yes, I'd love to come back to your place.'

"I eat shit and I like it."

"I’ve changed my mind. I no longer want to conquer the world. I just want to conquer those two..."

'Well at least we got him off the sofa.'

"I'm knackered trying to keep tabs on the potential consequences of the away goal rule!"

'Gordorf, it's the fourth quarter. Get off your duff and wizard them a touch down already!'

"Isn't it time you had your bath?"

"To her, every channel is the Whether Channel."

"Good Lord! The Fryolator! We’re too late, Sarge!"

"My doctor told me if I wanted to loose weight I should start using the stairs instead of the elevator!"

'I know I promised to get off my backside and take up a sort once the Olympics had finished - but it ain't over yet!'

'I don't think he's taking this fight seriously enough.'

Man walks dog using treadmill.

"Trapped in the tv..."

'Could you change the channel? This program even put the bird to sleep.'

"I weaned Howard off TV sports with a 3-step program. First golf, then bowling, finally poker."

'I'll never forget the first time we met, and goodness knows I've tried!'

"I like the part where she says, 'woof'."

"Whay do they think about all day?"

"That's all very disconcerting, but at least you're allowed on the couch."

"Annabelle, you have to admit that you make it easy for me to be misogynistic."

"You wanna go for a walk? I'm gonna go for a walk. Do you wanna come? You have to move if you wanna come..."

Dreams can come true. Especially the boring ones.

"Instead of wasting time watching T.V. why don't you put up some Christmas decorations?"

Using Fencing Foil to change TV channels.

I love my TV.

Today is the first day of the rest of your life... then again so is tomorrow.

"Unfortunately, solar panels don't energize EVERYTHING."

Lockdown, shutdown, lockdown, shutdown