Couch Potato Confessions Gifts

"Find the remote yet?"

'Not knowing my credit score can keep me from getting laid'

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

'Have you seen me?' (Brain missing in TV viewer)

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

Unconditional Loveseat

Homo Zapiens

'Where does the teacher get this? Wilbur shows no motivation in class!'

"I knew we agreed that you could be a stay-at-home dad, but that's when we decide to have children."

Man watching football on T.V. in armchair made of beer cans.

Couch Potatoes

'I'm not lazy - just resting before I get tired...'

'My husband likes to have everything handy during TV commercials.'

"I'm SO lazy, I married a pregnant woman. . . !"

'Well, the marriage guidance counsellor advised us to share each others interests, didn't she?'

'Whatever, crosswords are stupid.'

"In da house"

"I've decided to uninstall your personality and upload mine."

Working from Home.

"Let's see what's going on in the world."

"Mom wants us to spend 'Quality time' together, so don't blame me."

"Sometimes I wonder if it was worth all the trouble you went through to get yourself cloned."

"Why run a marathon when you can sleep through it?"

Campaign 2016

"Well, sometimes we take the dogs for a walk...which puts our fitness level at approximately that of an 80-year-old couple."

It's hammerhead time

Pets are not only good companions, they're good excuses.

"Hang on, I'll get him for you."

"He's fine, Ma'm."

"Now that I can watch whatever I want, whenever I want, my life has no structure."