Couch Potato Aspirant Prints

Maude's yoga classes were beginning to pay off.

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

University Soapflakes

'He does lack social skills.'

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

'He usually doesn't follow medical advice, but when the doctor told him to learn to relax...'

'Have you seen me?' (Brain missing in TV viewer)

"We'd better stock up on TV snacks in the event of war."

'She'll never look for me here.'

Unconditional Loveseat

"You'll love this model, sir! You won't have to miss any of the sports action when you go for a beer!"

Homo Zapiens

'Where does the teacher get this? Wilbur shows no motivation in class!'

'Now that's Real TV!'

"These few weeks off school have convinced me that I'm definitely a stay-at-home kid."

Origins Of Evolution

"It's tough to get him moving, but once he's going he never stops."

'She's not very good. She only did three revolutions and her air wasn't all that much.'

Starvation Watching

"That's Reubens, he's an alternate lifestyle coach."

'I'm not lazy - just resting before I get tired...'

'My arms are getting shorter.'

Lockdown Brain

"This lockdown is GREAT! - We can spend all day on our computers, eating takeaway junk food and watching crap TV while gambling on our iphones!"

"Another CSI spinoff? What's this one called?"

'Where exactly did you get this 'Lifestyle Guru' from?'

'My husband likes to have everything handy during TV commercials.'

... And by the end of the first quarter of the game, the famous 'Man Cave' was completely deserted.

"Let's see what's going on in the world."

"Hang on, I'll get him for you."

'On the contrary, soap operas are a great time-saver -- you don't have to get married and have your OWN problems.'

"10,000 steps...just answering doorbells."