Couch Potato Aspirant Prints

Maude's yoga classes were beginning to pay off.

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

'He does lack social skills.'

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

'He usually doesn't follow medical advice, but when the doctor told him to learn to relax...'

"We'd better stock up on TV snacks in the event of war."

'She'll never look for me here.'

'Have you seen me?' (Brain missing in TV viewer)

Unconditional Loveseat

"You'll love this model, sir! You won't have to miss any of the sports action when you go for a beer!"

Homo Zapiens

'Where does the teacher get this? Wilbur shows no motivation in class!'

"These few weeks off school have convinced me that I'm definitely a stay-at-home kid."

'Now that's Real TV!'

'She's not very good. She only did three revolutions and her air wasn't all that much.'

"It's tough to get him moving, but once he's going he never stops."

'Where exactly did you get this 'Lifestyle Guru' from?'

'My arms are getting shorter.'

... And by the end of the first quarter of the game, the famous 'Man Cave' was completely deserted.

'My husband likes to have everything handy during TV commercials.'

'I'm not lazy - just resting before I get tired...'

"That's Reubens, he's an alternate lifestyle coach."

"Let's see what's going on in the world."

'On the contrary, soap operas are a great time-saver -- you don't have to get married and have your OWN problems.'

'What he lacks in intelligence he makes up for in stupidity.'

'Ironically, sportswear is the most comfortable clothing for doing nothing in.'