Couch Cartographer Gifts

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

The New World

'C'mon get it straight.'

You Are Here

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

Here be dragons.

"I want to dispel the rumor that this redistricting map was drawn by my toddler on an Etch-A-Sketch. . .I'd never met that toddler before."

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

Long before the GPS, traveling humans found their way around by using an Atlas.

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

The Lost World: You are Here

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!'

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

Having been born with a birthmark that looks exactly like Asia and the Mideast, Russell was able to ace the geography portion of the SATs.

The Map of the Human Heart

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

Captive Audience at the World Cup.

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

New York Netherworld

1989 Map Of Sorghum Corners, Ohio

Exit Next Left

"I've tracked our GPS coordinates over the past week dad. Well, we're roaming the plains alright!"

'Call 911! He watched 12 straight hours of football without training adequately.'

"If I figure correctly, it's two o'clock, Mountain Time."

'This is you, enlarged.'

'I think that our next door neighbor might have lived here.'

"I don't know what in blazes it means either, but just to be safe we'll put extra men on watch tonight."

Hunter with arrow pointing at him.

The Huge-Underground Vat theory of why all wonton soup tastes exactly the same.

Tiny air ship flying over globe.