Couch Cartographer Gifts

Looking for a gift for your couch cartographer? Whether they love exploring new territories or designing their own worlds, our collection of witty and artistic gifts captures their passion for maps and adventures. Perfect for those who enjoy a blend of creativity and comfort, these items are ideal for inspiring their next voyage right from the sofa. From humorous mugs to decorative prints, find something that speaks to their love of cartography and cozy days.

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"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock." mockup

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

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The New World

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'C'mon get it straight.'

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You Are Here

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Man painting over a 'You are here' sign. mockup

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

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Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood. mockup

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

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Here be dragons.

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"I want to dispel the rumor that this redistricting map was drawn by my toddler on an Etch-A-Sketch. . .I'd never met that toddler before."

"I want to dispel the rumor that this redistricting map was drawn by my toddler on an Etch-A-Sketch. . .I'd never met that toddler before." mockup

"I want to dispel the rumor that this redistricting map was drawn by my toddler on an Etch-A-Sketch. . .I'd never met that toddler before."

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"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually." mockup

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

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A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone. mockup

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

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The Lost World: You are Here

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"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling." mockup

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

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"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years." mockup

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

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The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands. mockup

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

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"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far." mockup

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

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'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!'

'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!' mockup

'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!'

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Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love. mockup

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

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The Map of the Human Heart

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"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door." mockup

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

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Exit Next Left

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'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!' mockup

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

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"I've tracked our GPS coordinates over the past week dad. Well, we're roaming the plains alright!"

"I've tracked our GPS coordinates over the past week dad. Well, we're roaming the plains alright!" mockup

"I've tracked our GPS coordinates over the past week dad. Well, we're roaming the plains alright!"

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1989 Map Of Sorghum Corners, Ohio mockup

1989 Map Of Sorghum Corners, Ohio

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New York Netherworld

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Tiny air ship flying over globe.

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"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down." mockup

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

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'This is you, enlarged.'

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Hunter with arrow pointing at him. mockup

Hunter with arrow pointing at him.

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"If I figure correctly, it's two o'clock, Mountain Time."

"If I figure correctly, it's two o'clock, Mountain Time." mockup

"If I figure correctly, it's two o'clock, Mountain Time."

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Can I have a look at the map?

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Climate Change -- You are here.

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The Huge-Underground Vat theory of why all wonton soup tastes exactly the same.

The Huge-Underground Vat theory of why all wonton soup tastes exactly the same. mockup

The Huge-Underground Vat theory of why all wonton soup tastes exactly the same.

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'I think that our next door neighbor might have lived here.'

'I think that our next door neighbor might have lived here.' mockup

'I think that our next door neighbor might have lived here.'

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"I don't know what in blazes it means either, but just to be safe we'll put extra men on watch tonight."

"I don't know what in blazes it means either, but just to be safe we'll put extra men on watch tonight." mockup

"I don't know what in blazes it means either, but just to be safe we'll put extra men on watch tonight."

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Couch Cartographer Gifts Collection

Couch Cartographer Mugs

Explore our collection of map-inspired mugs—perfect for couch cartographers to enjoy their favorite brew and dream up new adventures.

Couch Cartographer Pillows

Add a cozy touch with pillows decorated with maps and adventure motifs—an ideal gift for creative minds who love their home as much as the open road.

Couch Cartographer Prints

Browse our prints inspired by cartography—stylish ways for couch explorers to display their passion for maps and discovery.

Couch Cartographer T-Shirts

Discover t-shirts featuring clever cartography designs—great for creative explorers who like to wear their passion.