Couch Cartographer Prints

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

The New World

'C'mon get it straight.'

You Are Here

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

Here be dragons.

"I want to dispel the rumor that this redistricting map was drawn by my toddler on an Etch-A-Sketch. . .I'd never met that toddler before."

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

The Lost World: You are Here

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!'

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

The Map of the Human Heart

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

Exit Next Left

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

"I've tracked our GPS coordinates over the past week dad. Well, we're roaming the plains alright!"

1989 Map Of Sorghum Corners, Ohio

New York Netherworld

Tiny air ship flying over globe.

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

'This is you, enlarged.'

Hunter with arrow pointing at him.

"If I figure correctly, it's two o'clock, Mountain Time."

Can I have a look at the map?

Climate Change -- You are here.

The Huge-Underground Vat theory of why all wonton soup tastes exactly the same.

'I think that our next door neighbor might have lived here.'

"I don't know what in blazes it means either, but just to be safe we'll put extra men on watch tonight."