Cottagecore Lover Mugs

The Rookery

Cocktails on the verandah.

The Missing Sock Returns

Military Medals

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

Early Piety

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

Courtyard of the Hotel de France, Montreuil.

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."

'I know I complimented you on that outfit last time you wore it, but that was in 1980.'

Thatched roof car.

'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

Opening the Barrel

Swells - Men's Fashion

Girl's hair comes unfastened as a dance is about to begin

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

Notice: this dress will be out of style by January 2009.

DIY enthusiasts find a time portal behind their old wallpaper

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

Pick me! 2002 was a very good year! No! Me! I'm excellent with beef and fish. Desperate House Wines.

Ye Old Cafe: No Coffee Today - Sore Arm!

'Oi son, you're not going out dressed like that.'

Auctioneer: 'Sold to the lady whose husband just walked out!'

"So why do I feel like we're being watched?"