Cottagecore Lover Pillows

The Rookery

Cocktails on the verandah.

Military Medals

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

Early Piety

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

Courtyard of the Hotel de France, Montreuil.

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

'I know I complimented you on that outfit last time you wore it, but that was in 1980.'

Opening the Barrel

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'

Thatched roof car.

Swells - Men's Fashion

Notice: this dress will be out of style by January 2009.

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

'Oi son, you're not going out dressed like that.'

DIY enthusiasts find a time portal behind their old wallpaper

Ye Old Cafe: No Coffee Today - Sore Arm!

Girl's hair comes unfastened as a dance is about to begin

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

Auctioneer: 'Sold to the lady whose husband just walked out!'

'We like a nice pot of tea.'