Costume Ball Gifts

Servant running after a couple dressed up for a fancy ball with the door-key

"Just be yourself."

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

Cow Pinatas

Pirate

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

'One eye of newt or two?'

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

"Buzz off, Fly-boy. We don't need more accessories."

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

'I'm not playing 'Bride and Groom' unless you sign this pre-nuptial aggreement!'

"You're never a superhero in your own backyard."

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

"You two seem oddly suited."

Two circus clowns see each other dressed for a costume party.

"Honey, have you seen my onions?"

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

Un ballo in maschera

"Shred the plank."

Tiger Costume

'How come we never get invited to 'come as you are' parties?'

Guy dressed as an ostrich at a fancy dress party. Lump in birds throat like a real bird.

Snail Man

I want to hold your hand

Healthcare workers come to the N.H.S. Fancy dress party dressed as viruses.

Honey Costume

Masquerade

"Jeepers creepers! It's Madonna, but it's you, too, Margaret."

"Didn't anyone tell you it was a masked ball?

"Take your time, sir. Tell me if you can see the thief."

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