Costume Ball T-Shirts

Servant running after a couple dressed up for a fancy ball with the door-key

"Just be yourself."

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

Pirate

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

'One eye of newt or two?'

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

"Buzz off, Fly-boy. We don't need more accessories."

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

'I'm not playing 'Bride and Groom' unless you sign this pre-nuptial aggreement!'

"You two seem oddly suited."

Two circus clowns see each other dressed for a costume party.

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

"You're never a superhero in your own backyard."

"Honey, have you seen my onions?"

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

"Shred the plank."

Un ballo in maschera

Tiger Costume

Guy dressed as an ostrich at a fancy dress party. Lump in birds throat like a real bird.

'How come we never get invited to 'come as you are' parties?'

Snail Man

I want to hold your hand

Healthcare workers come to the N.H.S. Fancy dress party dressed as viruses.

"I told you everyone would come as a bull or a bear..."

Honey Costume

Masquerade

"Jeepers creepers! It's Madonna, but it's you, too, Margaret."

"Take your time, sir. Tell me if you can see the thief."

One Size Fits All.

"Didn't anyone tell you it was a masked ball?