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"These are the principal qualities we're looking for in our new recruits."

"Surgery up here is free!"

"We're off. We got a loan to fill er up!"

'Can I ask you what you've had to eat this morning, Sir? . . .Have you evacuated your bowels since then? . . . I'm afraid I'll have to charge you for the additional weight.'

'Excuse me, sir. Could you spare $2000,000 to treat an uninsurable pre-existing condition?'

Elevator charge $1.00.

'This could be a very expensive operation — I'm going to refer you to the Federal Government.'

'The surgery is expensive. We'll have to numb you from the wallet down.'

'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.'

I think I can...

'Before we unload him, he'd like a written price support.'

"You've got two more things to worry about now. You're mad and I'm expensive."

"This is a third-year medical student. To cut costs, your insurance company dismissed the surgeon."

Doctor's profits match a patient's scar.

"... And how are you enjoying the cheapest bottle of wine on the menu?"

'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.'

'Open wide.' 'Your wallet.'

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"That fly paper's paid for itself."

'Well, you did insist that our travel agent find the cheapest tickets to Hawaii.'

'I know you're trying to keep health care costs down - but what kind of life support systems are these?'

"It's elective surgery. Shouldn't I get a discount for the time you save not dealing with insurance forms?"

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"Natasha cuts diagnosis costs."

'This pill you take twice a day before meals. . . this pill you take right after I tell you what those pills cost.'

"Health insurance? Waking up breathing each morning is my health insurance!"

"I can't afford probiotics . . . How much amateurbiotics?"

'The armed forces are having to respond to new kinds of threat.'

"We have our round cuts and these are our budget cuts."

"Get used to it...I think we're going to be eating them for a while yet..."