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"Give me a second, I just have to send this report...the budget cuts haven't made communicating any easier."

Thrift: have your arms and legs amputated, use a pillow for a bed!

'...honestly I just feel like we don't communicate like we used to!'

"Dad's got a promotion. How can now mute middle management."

'Can't we handle this through more impersonal channels like text messaging?'

"He doesn't fiscally stimulate me anymore."

'Uh, yeah, the picture resolution is great.'

BMA criticises 'Black Hole' of NHS IT spending

'Of course, this social contract will have to remain hypothical until someone invents writing.'

By teaching the parrot a few key phrases, Marilyn no longer needs to nag her kids.

We can do ANYTHING if we all work TOGETHER.

"I can't remember, did you text me, call me, tweet me, email me, or just tell me about it?"

'I like the jib of their cuts.'

'Well we don't have to worry about paying for the boat anymore.This is our final notice.'

"The reason they seem so small is because you have all 12,000 employees on your Zoom meeting."

Our manicure special today is 'Text Message Tips.' I contour your nails so you can hit all those tiny little keys!

'You'll be fine. Take two aspirin and call, fax, text or email me in the morning.'

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"Sergio, we don't have to spend so much money on health insurance."

"I'm gonna make this short and to the point."

'Private schools are really expensive these days - Why don't you home-school him?'

"Peter's a man of few tweets, but many social media platforms."

"Idolistentopodcastsatdoublespeed. How'dyouknow?"

'This is what telemedicine looks like for a small practice like ours.'

Man video conferencing - "Shall we all meet up after this?"

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'Email, fax, phone, text or courier?'

"Our water bill is sky high. You've got to start taking shorter showers."

'I've asked Santa for a tank of unleaded petrol.'

'Was I wrong in thinking that diamonds are a girl's best friend?'

"Mom, Dad, this is Ryan. From now he'll be managing all of my emoji and GIF responses in your ridiculously long family text message threads."

"The date was confusing. We both had the same text and email alert noises."

Hello, Rolf? This is Cecily. I was going to break up with you either on Twitter or Facebook, but my girlfriends told me I should be brave enough and do it the old-fashioned: over the telephone. ! !

This isn't a fortune in the cookie, it's a tweet!

"Please tell me it's a local call..."