Budget-savvy Communicator Pillows

"Give me a second, I just have to send this report...the budget cuts haven't made communicating any easier."

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'...honestly I just feel like we don't communicate like we used to!'

"Dad's got a promotion. How can now mute middle management."

'Can't we handle this through more impersonal channels like text messaging?'

"He doesn't fiscally stimulate me anymore."

'Uh, yeah, the picture resolution is great.'

BMA criticises 'Black Hole' of NHS IT spending

'Of course, this social contract will have to remain hypothical until someone invents writing.'

We can do ANYTHING if we all work TOGETHER.

"I can't remember, did you text me, call me, tweet me, email me, or just tell me about it?"

'I like the jib of their cuts.'

"The reason they seem so small is because you have all 12,000 employees on your Zoom meeting."

'Well we don't have to worry about paying for the boat anymore.This is our final notice.'

Our manicure special today is 'Text Message Tips.' I contour your nails so you can hit all those tiny little keys!

'You'll be fine. Take two aspirin and call, fax, text or email me in the morning.'

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"Sergio, we don't have to spend so much money on health insurance."

"Peter's a man of few tweets, but many social media platforms."

"Idolistentopodcastsatdoublespeed. How'dyouknow?"

'Private schools are really expensive these days - Why don't you home-school him?'

'This is what telemedicine looks like for a small practice like ours.'

Man video conferencing - "Shall we all meet up after this?"

'Email, fax, phone, text or courier?'

'We only want small portions. I'm counting my calories and he's counting his pennies.'

"The date was confusing. We both had the same text and email alert noises."

"Mom, Dad, this is Ryan. From now he'll be managing all of my emoji and GIF responses in your ridiculously long family text message threads."

"Our water bill is sky high. You've got to start taking shorter showers."

'Was I wrong in thinking that diamonds are a girl's best friend?'

'I've asked Santa for a tank of unleaded petrol.'

"Please tell me it's a local call..."

"It's a hour since I looked at my phone and nobody has rung to say they are missing me."